MATT DAMON STOPPED SHITTING IN PUBLIC

BREAKING NEWS – Matt Damon stopped shitting in public when his daughter told him to. After his daughter told him shitting in the streets was not the done thing, Matt Damon has recently stopped defecating in public. In an exclusive interview with The Exec, Matt sat down to explain why he no longer drops the … Continue reading “MATT DAMON STOPPED SHITTING IN PUBLIC”

MATT DAMON ATE PANDA MEAT

The Studio Exec breaks the shocking news Matt Damon ate Panda meat. The Ocean’s 13 star Matt Damon ate panda meat first while filming the action fantasy The Great Wall in China, and he doesn’t care who knows it. We spoke to Matt recently while he publicized his upcoming all action construction-based TV blockbuster show, … Continue reading “MATT DAMON ATE PANDA MEAT”

JESSE PLEMONS ON BOARD FOR GOOD MATT DAMON HUNTING

HOLLYWOOD – Friday Night Lights and Breaking Bad star Jesse Plemons has signed on to play Matt Damon. Jesse Plemons to star in the upcoming Gus Van Sant film Good Matt Damon Hunting, documenting the behind the scenes tensions which launched Matt Damon’s career. Plemons spoke of his approach to the role EXCLUSIVELY to Studio … Continue reading “JESSE PLEMONS ON BOARD FOR GOOD MATT DAMON HUNTING”

MATT DAMON: ‘WE DON’T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT MEN WHO ARE NOT MATT DAMON’

HOLLYWOOD – Matt Damon pleaded today for people to talk about men who are not Matt Damon. In an interview with The Business Insider, Matt Damon made an impassioned plea for the conversation to include people ‘who are not Matt Damon’. He said: I think we’ve reached a watershed moment. I don’t really know what … Continue reading “MATT DAMON: ‘WE DON’T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT MEN WHO ARE NOT MATT DAMON’”

DONALD TRUMP PRAISES NEW MATT DAMON FILM

NEW YORK – GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump has nothing but praise for the new Matt Damon film The Great Wall, it was revealed today. The Donald cited the new Matt Damon film The Great Wall during a rally in Ohio. I’ve only seen the trailer of this film. Have you seen it? It’s called … Continue reading “DONALD TRUMP PRAISES NEW MATT DAMON FILM”

REAL LIFE JASON BOURNE SAYS MATT DAMON HAS FORGOTTEN HIM

COLORADO – The real life secret agent that inspired Richard Ludlum to write the Jason Bourne books today slammed Matt Damon for forgetting him. Fifty seven year old Jason Bourne from Fort Collins, Colorado today lashed out at Matt Damon for his deliberate amnesia towards his contribution to the character that has made Mr Damon a … Continue reading “REAL LIFE JASON BOURNE SAYS MATT DAMON HAS FORGOTTEN HIM”

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT MATT DAMON

HOLLYWOOD – The Facts about Matt Damon have long been hidden from public view, but the Studio Exec knows no fear, except for fear itself and litigation and so on we go with Good Will FACT Hunting if you will, which you probably won’t. Matt Damon FACT attack alert: Matt Damon is NOT gay. Though … Continue reading “5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT MATT DAMON”

MATT DAMON OPENS UP TO ELLEN ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN IN HOLLYWOOD

HOLLYWOOD – Matt Damon celebrated his return from Mars with an appearance on the Ellen Degeneres show where he spoke for the first time of the difficulty of being a male lesbian in Hollywood. The Bourne Identity and Informant! star Matt Damon appeared on the Ellen Degeneres Show earlier this week and opened up about … Continue reading “MATT DAMON OPENS UP TO ELLEN ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN IN HOLLYWOOD”

NASA ANNOUNCE THEY HAVE FOUND LIQUID MATT DAMON ON MARS

HOUSTON – NASA today announced that they have found conclusive proof of liquid Matt Damon on Mars. The existence of liquid Matt Damon on Mars has been a posited as a theoretical possibility ever since the Nineteenth Century. The Italian astronomer Giovanni Schiaparelli observed the Red Planet in 1877 and started a new craze following … Continue reading “NASA ANNOUNCE THEY HAVE FOUND LIQUID MATT DAMON ON MARS”

MATT DAMON DISCUSSES NEW BOURNE MOVIE AND REVEALS TITLE

HOLLYWOOD – Matt Damon has discussed for the first time the new Bourne movie which he is to star in directed by Paul Greengrass. After the mega-success of the Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy and The Bourne Ultimatum, Matt Damon will play Bourne for the fourth time, following a less successful incarnation The Bourne Legacy, … Continue reading “MATT DAMON DISCUSSES NEW BOURNE MOVIE AND REVEALS TITLE”

FIRST LOOK AT MATT DAMON IN CASTAWAY 2

HOLLYWOOD – Matt Damon takes over from Tom Hanks in his new film Castaway 2: Trip to Mars. It has been a tough year for Matt Damon. First of all his parents announce they are getting divorced and then he is cruelly snubbed from the new Batman v. Superman movie. However, things are turning for … Continue reading “FIRST LOOK AT MATT DAMON IN CASTAWAY 2”

JENNIFER GARNER WINS CUSTODY OF MATT DAMON

HOLLYWOOD – Jennifer Garner will receive custody of Matt Damon following her divorce with Ben Affleck. An official statement released by the couple’s lawyers confirmed that Jennifer Garner would be receiving full custody of Matt Damon. Affleck and Garner adopted Matt Damon following their marriage ten years ago and have been looking after him ever since. … Continue reading “JENNIFER GARNER WINS CUSTODY OF MATT DAMON”

MATT DAMON ON FOR THE BOURNE REMUNERATION

HOLLYWOOD – Universal have announced that the next Bourne film will be directed by Paul Greengrass and star Matt Damon and will be titled The Bourne Remuneration. The news comes as a surprise as a follow up to Tony Gilroy’s The Bourne Legacy, starring Jeremy Renner had already been announced and even calendared. The Hurt Locker … Continue reading “MATT DAMON ON FOR THE BOURNE REMUNERATION”