LARRY VAUGHN TO HEAD THE CDC

AMITY – Former Mayor of Amity, Larry Vaughn tapped to head the CDC. Unsuccessful presidential candidate and popular mayor Larry Vaughn will take over the CDC from Friday, the White House announced today. Robert Redfield currently heads the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention, but will step down. Vaughn first came to prominence during his … Continue reading “LARRY VAUGHN TO HEAD THE CDC”

LARRY VAUGHN TAKES LEAD IN THE POLLS

AMITY – Independent Presidential candidate Larry Vaughn looks set to steal the election from the two former favorites Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Following a week of scandals, outsider Larry Vaughn is about to pull off one of the biggest upsets in US political history. Despite criticisms of his ‘keeping the beaches open’ policy, the … Continue reading “LARRY VAUGHN TAKES LEAD IN THE POLLS”

LARRY VAUGHN SHOCKING STATEMENT ON WOMEN

AMITY – Former Amity (it means friendship) mayor and front runner in the Republican primaries, Larry Vaughn has run into hot water with a candid interview about women and abortion. Larry Vaughn, the unlikely maverick candidate who is currently ahead in the polls to snatch the Republican nomination, has run into trouble in a candid … Continue reading “LARRY VAUGHN SHOCKING STATEMENT ON WOMEN”

SEAN PENN AND LOUIS CK DENOUNCE LARRY VAUGHN

HOLLYWOOD – Hollywood liberals Sean Penn and Louis CK have decided that the time to speak up is upon us and have set about savaging Larry Vaughn, the former mayor of Amity who is currently the front runner in the race for the Republican nomination. A ferocious week of attacks on Larry Vaughn appeared to loosen … Continue reading “SEAN PENN AND LOUIS CK DENOUNCE LARRY VAUGHN”

WALTER PECK ENDORSES LARRY VAUGHN

NEW YORK – The former minor functionary of New York and leader of the Tea Party Walter Peck has endorsed Larry Vaughn in a move which looks likely to strengthen his candidacy. Walter Peck first came to national prominence during the ‘Ghostbusters scandals’ of the mid-Eighties in which large parts of downtown New York were infested … Continue reading “WALTER PECK ENDORSES LARRY VAUGHN”

LARRY VAUGHN WINS BIG ON SUPER TUESDAY

WASHINGTON – Former Amity Major Larry Vaughn looks to have his hands on the GOP Presidential nomination following a strong performance on Super Tuesday. Despite having come into the Presidential nomination race late, Larry Vaughn has gone from novelty to likely candidate, having won big on Super Tuesday. Following his win in Nevada, Vaughn has … Continue reading “LARRY VAUGHN WINS BIG ON SUPER TUESDAY”

STUDIO EXEC ENDORSES LARRY VAUGHN FOR PRESIDENT

HOLLYWOOD – The Studio Exec has announced that following his win in Nevada, Larry Vaughn is the only Presidential candidate who can take this country back. The Studio Exec has largely tried to stay above the political fray that is currently sweeping our great nation. Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton on the part of the … Continue reading “STUDIO EXEC ENDORSES LARRY VAUGHN FOR PRESIDENT”

LARRY VAUGHN WINS NEVADA

NEVADA – Larry Vaughn has won the Nevada caucus beating front runners Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio in what is being described as a stunning upset for the GOP. The Nevada victory is the first that Larry Vaughn has registered having polled so poorly that he was not even featured in the televised … Continue reading “LARRY VAUGHN WINS NEVADA”

TRUMP PICKS DEREK VINYARD AS SECRETARY OF STATE

WASHINGTON – President Elect Donald Trump picks Derek Vinyard as his Secretary of State. Neo-Nazi Derek Vinyard is to be Donald Trump’s new Secretary of State. Vinyard was made famous by the 1998 film starring Edward Norton. As cabinet posts begin to fill up, many political commentators are seeing a worrying trend. Max Ballast told … Continue reading “TRUMP PICKS DEREK VINYARD AS SECRETARY OF STATE”

BARON HARKONNEN WITHDRAWS SUPPORT FROM DONALD TRUMP

WASHINGTON – Baron Harkonnen today has become the latest member of the GOP to withdraw his support from the party’s presidential candidate Donald Trump. The news follows a number of high profile desertions, including House Speaker, Paul Ryan. However, Harkonnen’s switch will be particularly painful as he is in fact a relative of the Reality … Continue reading “BARON HARKONNEN WITHDRAWS SUPPORT FROM DONALD TRUMP”