FIRST IMAGE OF KANYE WEST IN ANGEL HEART 2

HOLLYWOOD – The first image of Alan Parker’s Angel Heart 2 starring Kanye West was released onto the internet today. Although he hasn’t made a film for almost a decade, Alan Parker is filming a follow up to his 1987 supernatural thriller Angel Heart, provisionally entitled Angel Heart 2. Alan Parker spoke with the Studio … Continue reading “FIRST IMAGE OF KANYE WEST IN ANGEL HEART 2”

KANYE WEST CAPTURED IN IKEA

SWEDEN – Kanye West, hip hop artist, fashionista and future presidential candidate, has been captured in IKEA in Almhult, Sweden. The capture of Kanye West comes after a month long attempt by Scandinavian authorities to capture the hip hop star and keep him away from the general public. The Swedish Foreign Secretary said: Here in … Continue reading “KANYE WEST CAPTURED IN IKEA”

KANYE WEST REACHES OUT TO THE STUDIO EXEC

HOLLYWOOD – Kanye West has tweeted what many are interpreting as a cry for help directly to the Studio Exec Twitter account. It’s been a tough week for Kanye West. Begging Tweets to Mark Zuckerberg, there’s talk about Son of Pablo being a bit m’eh, and finally not interrupting Taylor Swift at the Grammys, which … Continue reading “KANYE WEST REACHES OUT TO THE STUDIO EXEC”

MARK ZUCKERBERG FUNDS KANYE WEST’S NEW MOVIE

HOLLYWOOD – Kanye West has secured funding for a new movie that he has written and will direct from none other than Mark Zuckerberg who is also expected to appear int he rapper’s new film. Everyone knows that Kanye West is an irritating asshole who occasionally release records. But what many don’t know is that he … Continue reading “MARK ZUCKERBERG FUNDS KANYE WEST’S NEW MOVIE”

KANYE WEST TO HOST OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – Kanye West is to take over from Chris Rock and host the 88th Academy Awards, AKA The Oscars on the 28th of February. Kanye West announced that he would be replacing Chris Rock as the Oscars host last night. He told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY that his decision to step in came as … Continue reading “KANYE WEST TO HOST OSCARS”

KANYE WEST ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT

HOLLYWOOD – Following the birth of his new son Saint West, musician, genius and rapper, Kanye West has announced his retirement from music. Kanye West has given up his music career because he wants to devote himself to being an asshole. ‘The music, writing and recording and touring, it was all taking too much time away … Continue reading “KANYE WEST ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT”

THE KANYE WEST WING FIRST LOOK

HOLLYWOOD – No sooner had Kanye West at the MTV VMAs declared his candidacy for Commander in Chief, the President of the United States of America, than the poster for his new TV show The Kanye West Wing was released onto the internets. Kanye West’s reboot of the NBC drama series The West Wing which … Continue reading “THE KANYE WEST WING FIRST LOOK”

KANYE WEST TO CO-HOST OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – Rapper Kanye West is going to co-host the 87th Motion Picture Academy Awards, or Oscars as they prefer to be known. Following the shock replacement of Neil Patrick Harris with the Beastmaster  earlier this week comes the news that the Beastmaster will be joined by a musical co-host, Kanye West. The Beastmaster spoke EXCLUSIVELY to … Continue reading “KANYE WEST TO CO-HOST OSCARS”

KANYE WEST TELLS PAUL MCCARTNEY ‘BEYONCE WAS BEST BEATLE’

HOLLYWOOD –  Backstage at the Grammys, Kanye West blasted Paul McCartney as a talentless no-hoper who should admit publicly that Beyoncé wrote all the Beatles’ songs. A furious Kanye West ranted for five full minutes with his face just meters from the ex-Beatles face: You are a f*cking disgrace, and if you had any artistic integrity … Continue reading “KANYE WEST TELLS PAUL MCCARTNEY ‘BEYONCE WAS BEST BEATLE’”

KANYE WEST TO COMPOSE TWIN PEAKS SCORE

NEW YORK – Eccentric rapper Kanye West has revealed he is to write and compose the soundtrack for the new series of Twin Peaks. “Lynch called me up and said, ‘Kanye, this is gonna be the biggest series of all time and I need the greatest rapper of all time,” said a humble West. I … Continue reading “KANYE WEST TO COMPOSE TWIN PEAKS SCORE”

KAYNE WEST IS NOT IN TWIN PEAKS REMAKE.

HOLLYWOOD – After today’s Twin Peaks cast list was released online, one startling omission from the list of actors was Kayne West and Kayne sat down with The Studio Exec to discuss David Lynch’s outrageous snub. Kanye, how do you feel? I feel like Lynch is f*cking me in the ass.   What does that … Continue reading “KAYNE WEST IS NOT IN TWIN PEAKS REMAKE.”

KAYNE WEST BUYS WHITE SLAVE FOR DAUGHTER

NEW YORK – Idiot rapper, Kayne West is embroiled in another scandal today after immigration papers revealed that he has purchased a white slave for his daughter, North West. 3 year-old British national, Timmy Jenkins was sold to West by his parents, Keith and Angie Jenkins in exchange for tickets to Kanye’s next UK tour. “We … Continue reading “KAYNE WEST BUYS WHITE SLAVE FOR DAUGHTER”

DAVID SCHWIMMER ADMITS TO BEING THE ROBERT KARDASHIAN HOLOGRAM

HOLLYWOOD – David Schwimmer pleads for freedom after admitting to Robert Kardashian hologram role. David Schwimmer announced today that he was the Robert Kardashian hologram. He told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY: Kanye West phoned me and asked me would I like to do a thing for Kim’s birthday. I said I’d love to expecting that … Continue reading “DAVID SCHWIMMER ADMITS TO BEING THE ROBERT KARDASHIAN HOLOGRAM”