BEN AFFLECK TO STAR IN TIM BURTON’S SUPERMAN LIVES

HOLLYWOOD – Ben Affleck cast as the Man of Steel in Superman Lives. Tim Burton‘s Superman Lives will finally see the light of day with Ben Affleck taking the role of Superman. The long-gestating project which initially saw Nicolas Cage stuff the tights has finally got the green light. Burton told the SE EXCLUSIVELY: Look, … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK TO STAR IN TIM BURTON’S SUPERMAN LIVES”

MARVEL ANNOUNCE BEN AFFLECK TO RETURN AS DAREDEVIL

HOLLYWOOD – Ben Affleck is to return to the role as Daredevil, Marvel announced today. The Town and Argo star Ben Affleck is to return to superhero movies. No, not as Batman you fricking idiots. As Daredevil, Marvel’s blind superhero he already played in the 2003 movie. That performance saw him nominated for an oscar … Continue reading “MARVEL ANNOUNCE BEN AFFLECK TO RETURN AS DAREDEVIL”

BEN AFFLECK NAMED NEW JAMES BOND

HOLLYWOOD – Ben Affleck has been named as the new James Bond. The internet reeled today as Batman star as EON producers announced that Ben Affleck is to be the new James Bond. In a statement, the company said: Batman’s loss is our gain. We are very happy to announce that Ben Affleck will be … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK NAMED NEW JAMES BOND”

BEN AFFLECK TIPS MICHAEL HANEKE TO TAKE OVER AS DIRECTOR ON THE BATMAN

HOLLYWOOD – Ben Affleck has recommended Michael Haneke to take over as director of The Batman. As Ben Affleck steps down from The Batman, the star who will still act and co-producer has some firm ideas about his replacement. ‘I think they should get Michael Haneke,’ he told the Studio Exec in an EXCLUSIVE interview: … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK TIPS MICHAEL HANEKE TO TAKE OVER AS DIRECTOR ON THE BATMAN”

BEN AFFLECK RETIRES AS AN ACTOR TO CONCENTRATE ON BEING A MEME

HOLLYWOOD – Actor and film director Ben Affleck announced today that he was giving up acting and directing in order to pursue an alternate career as an internet meme. Argo director and Batman v Superman star, Ben Affleck today announced his retirement from the movie business so that he can concentrate fully on being an … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK RETIRES AS AN ACTOR TO CONCENTRATE ON BEING A MEME”

BEN AFFLECK’S BATMAN SCRIPT LEAKS ONTO INTERNET

HOLLYWOOD – Following on from Batman v Superman, Ben Affleck has written his own stand alone Batman script. The Studio Exec has received a leaked copy of the script and here is publishing an EXCLUSIVE EXTRACT.   EXT: TEHRAN, IRAN – DAY A desert wind blows down the street as the American hostages are escorted … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK’S BATMAN SCRIPT LEAKS ONTO INTERNET”

BEN AFFLECK FOR BATMAN ‘NOT THAT BIG A DEAL’ WORLD DECIDES

HOLLYWOOD – Following the events of the last few weeks, the World has decided that the casting of Ben Affleck in the role of Batman in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice is ‘just not that big a deal’. When the new Batman Ben Affleck was announced the internets exploded in derision and anger, a … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK FOR BATMAN ‘NOT THAT BIG A DEAL’ WORLD DECIDES”

BEN AFFLECK HAS FOUR FINGERS AND A THUMB

HOLLYWOOD – Photographic confirmation arrived today that the new Batman, Ben Affleck has four fingers and a thumb at the end of his left arm appendage. Finally the mystery of what is on the end of Ben Affleck’s left wrist has been conclusively solved as British newspaper The Daily Mirror showed that he had the … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK HAS FOUR FINGERS AND A THUMB”

BEN AFFLECK NAMED IN ASHLEY MADISON LEAK?

HOLLYWOOD – The world of showbiz was in shock this evening after Ben Affleck was allegedly named as one of millions of victims of the recent Ashley Madison leak. Affleck, who will soon be appearing in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, is rumoured to have joined the adultery site in late 2014 under the … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK NAMED IN ASHLEY MADISON LEAK?”

BEN AFFLECK OWNS SLAVES, SONY HACK REVEALS

HOLLYWOOD  -Batman star and Argo director Ben Affleck is a slave owner, hacked Sony emails leaked by Wikileaks revealed today. Ben Affleck (42) revealed his concern about owning slaves when a PBS television show Finding Your Roots, hosted by Professor Henry Louis Gates, uncovered evidence that he was a slave owner, even though slavery had … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK OWNS SLAVES, SONY HACK REVEALS”

JAKE GYLLENHAAL STEALS BEN AFFLECK’S ACTING BEARD

HOLLYWOOD – ‘Actor’ Jake Gyllenhaal was arrested today following accusations that he had stolen Ben Affleck’s best acting beard. The beard – which was thought by many to be responsible for Affleck’s Oscar triumph in Argo some years ago – had gone missing from the night stand by Affleck’s bed nine months ago. Fingers had … Continue reading “JAKE GYLLENHAAL STEALS BEN AFFLECK’S ACTING BEARD”

FIRST IMAGE OF BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN CAUSES CONFUSION

HOLLYWOOD – The first image of Ben Affleck as Batman in Zack Snyder’s Batman V Superman has caused confusion and consternation among fans. The very first image of Ben Affleck as Batman has been published EXCLUSIVELY by the Studio Exec, but the reception has not been unambiguous and some are claiming that the whole idea … Continue reading “FIRST IMAGE OF BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN CAUSES CONFUSION”

BEN AFFLECK BATMAN COSTUME: FIRST PICTURES

HOLLYWOOD – Studio Exec is proud to present an EXCLUSIVE: pictures of the new Batman costume to be worn by Ben Affleck in the forthcoming Superman Vs Batman. The new Arse-nel will come in handy while tussling with the Man Of Steel. Ben Affleck says he’s ‘super pumped’ about the new version of the classic costume. … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK BATMAN COSTUME: FIRST PICTURES”

BEN AFFLECK TO PLAY ELVIS PRESLEY IN NEW BIOPIC

HOLLYWOOD – Twitter exploded, imploded then exploded again this morning after the shock news that Ben Affleck has signed on to play Elvis Presley in Kevin Macdonald’s upcoming biopic Last Train to Memphis. Affleck, who has infamously secured the role of the Caped Crusader in Zack Snyder’s upcoming Batman Vs Superman said he was “ As … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK TO PLAY ELVIS PRESLEY IN NEW BIOPIC”