HOLLYWOOD – Following the trailer from Rogue One what do we know so far about the new Star Wars story?
We sent the Studio Exec FACT squad deep into the forest planet of Endor to bring us their best Rogue One FACTS. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
1 It seems to have something to do with Star Wars, but there’s still no sign of Captain Kirk.
2 There’s a girl in it. Yeah. A. Girl!
3 Darth Vader will appear in the new film but will perhaps be turned to the good side of the Force before quickly switching back to the dark side right at the end.
4 Ben Mendelson is cast against type playing the honorable and heroic…. nah we’re shitting you. He’s a villain again.
5 Forest Whitaker needs a lozenge.