• Latest
  • 47 films
  • Features
  • Five Facts
  • Hollywood Tales
  • Making of
  • Movie News
  • Reviews
  • About
  • Contact
  • Latest
  • 47 films
  • Features
  • Five Facts
  • Hollywood Tales
  • Making of
  • Movie News
  • Reviews
  • About
  • Contact
  • Latest
  • 47 films
  • Features
  • Five Facts
  • Hollywood Tales
  • Making of
  • Movie News
  • Reviews
  • About
  • Contact
  • Latest
  • 47 films
  • Features
  • Five Facts
  • Hollywood Tales
  • Making of
  • Movie News
  • Reviews
  • About
  • Contact
Five Facts

5 ACTORS’ REAL NAMES REVEALED

Chad Sternberger Mar 28, 2014

HOLLYWOOD – ‘A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet’ wrote Shamlyn Pod, or William Shakespeare as he is better known.

However, in Hollywood (real name Dusty Hills) what a rose is called is of great importance. For the first time, The Studio Exec will name and shame those such as Valerie Shitstain (Jessica Chastain) and Mammory Driver (Winona Ryder) who have left behind the handle their parents ill-advisedly gave them in their climb to stellar-ish stardom. 

1. Michael Caine: Everybody knows him as the cheerful cockney butler with a love of tangerines and a tendency to burst into tears at the drop of a bat, but he was first brought into the world as humble Nickelback Micklemouse, a name which would later be used as inspiration for one of the more tedious examples of ‘rock’.

2. Scarlett Johansson: Famed Norwegian beauty and star of Her was baptized after the patron saint of Jam sandwiches: Slappy Dappy Fffnerfenerrff.

3. Spike Lee: The radical black director, friend to struggling graphic designers everywhere and vigilante distributor of the wrong addresses, was known to his schoolmates as simply Seamus Flannagan O’Rourke.

4. Terrence Malick: Film director and voice over artist extraordinaire, bird watcher and stand up comic, Terrence Malick changed his name in order to gain more respectability. His real name is Larry Giggles.  

5. George Clooney: George Clooney’s birth name is Brad Pitt (and Brad Pitt’s is George Clooney), but while they were both struggling young actors, they decided to swap their names as a gas. Before they knew it, they were world famous and it was too late to swap back. For a joke, shout out Brad whenever George is in the room and watch him spin around, before checking himself.

For more 5 FACTS click HERE!    

(Visited 16 times, 1 visits today)

Related

George Clooney Jessica Chastain Michael Caine Scarlett Johansson Spike Lee terrence malick winona ryder
DELUGE OF WEATHER PUNS FOLLOWING NOAH RELEASEDELUGE OF WEATHER PUNS FOLLOWING NOAH RELEASEMar 28, 2014
STEVE MARTIN MAKES CHEAPER BY THE TWO FOR CHINAMar 29, 2014STEVE MARTIN MAKES CHEAPER BY THE TWO FOR CHINA

Related PostsBest

Five Facts

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT JEFF GOLDBLUM

Chad Sternberger Jun 9, 2016
Five Facts

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT ROBIN THICKE

Chad Sternberger Jul 3, 2014

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

10 Top Posts This Week
  • TOM HANKS PLACED UNDER HOUSE ARRESTTOM HANKS PLACED UNDER HOUSE ARREST
  • HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 3 CONFIRMEDHUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 3 CONFIRMED
  • FIRST LOOK AT SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT REMAKEFIRST LOOK AT SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT REMAKE
  • HomepageHomepage
  • JAMES WOODS WELCOMES JOE BIDEN VICTORYJAMES WOODS WELCOMES JOE BIDEN VICTORY
  • SHARON STONE'S VAGINA IS REMASTERED BY THE BFISHARON STONE’S VAGINA IS REMASTERED BY THE BFI
  • NEW PHOTO OF CHARLIE SHEEN CAUSES CONCERNNEW PHOTO OF CHARLIE SHEEN CAUSES CONCERN
  • STEVE MARTIN CONFIRMS CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 3STEVE MARTIN CONFIRMS CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 3
  • JUPITER ASCENDING 2 'WILL HAVE SMALLER BUDGET'JUPITER ASCENDING 2 ‘WILL HAVE SMALLER BUDGET’
  • TERRENCE MALICK TALKS HATSTERRENCE MALICK TALKS HATS
Categories
Tweets by @studioexec1
Friends of the Exec: Jooble
Friends of the Exec
live for films
Friends of the Exec: Agony Booth.
Recent Comments
  • SHAWN RENNERT on PAUL RUDD: ‘I WORSHIP SATAN’
  • Camila F on HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 3 CONFIRMED
  • John Cheetham on SEAN PENN TO STAR IN AUF WIEDERSEHEN PET MOVIE
  • John Cheetham on SEAN PENN TO STAR IN AUF WIEDERSEHEN PET MOVIE
  • UrbanYeti on TOM HANKS PLACED UNDER HOUSE ARREST
9 Times Table & Other Tales
9 TIMES TABLE

BUY NOW

Friends of the Exec: Agony Booth
  • Latest
  • 47 films
  • Features
  • Five Facts
  • Hollywood Tales
  • Making of
  • Movie News
  • Reviews
  • About
  • Contact

ÂĐ Copyright TheStudioExec. All Rights Reserved.

Designed By Nerospark