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Wednesday 16 October 2019
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mindhunter

MINDHUNTER MAKES SERIAL KILLERS BORING SAY SERIAL KILLERS

NEW YORK – The Netflix series Mindhunter makes serial killers look tedious, serial killers have complained. The Netflix TV show...

joker

JOKER WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

STOCKHOLM – Todd Phillips’ Joker has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Prize Academy announced today that Joaquin Phoenix...

angel face

STUDIO EXEC’S FILM NOIR BUCKET: 2. ANGEL FACE

FILM NOIR BUCKET – Don’t know where to put it your film noir? Put it in Studio Exec’s Film Noir bucket? Robert Mitchum is going to be...

STUDIO EXEC’S FILM NOIR BUCKET: 1. THE DARK CORNER

FILM NOIR BUCKET – Don’t know where to put it your film noir? Put it in Studio Exec’s Film Noir bucket? I’ve been...

Nicolas Cage

NICOLAS CAGE AND TOM HANKS REVEAL THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON

HOLLYWOOD – Nicolas Cage revealed today that he is also Tom Hanks. The news rocked the world of show business today that Tom Hanks...

west side story

NEW WEST SIDE STORY LOOKS SHIT

HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg’s remake of West Side Story looks shit. The first musical from legendary film maker Steven...

tom crusie

TOM CRUISE SCANNERS JUSTIN BIEBER TO DEATH

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has gone full Scanners on Justin Bieber, blowing his face clean off. Following Justin Bieber’s challenge...

terrence malick

TERRENCE MALICK IS FILMING HIS NEW FILM ABOUT JESUS IN ROME

ROME – Tree of Life director Terrence Malick starts filming new Jesus film in Rome. Following the premiere of A Hidden Life at...

blake's 7

TOM HARDY TO STAR AS BLAKE IN BLAKE’S 7 MOVIE

LONDON – Tom Hardy to play Blake in film version of cult UK TV show Blake’s 7. Fans of BBC cult show Blake’s 7 were...

shampoo

47 FILMS: 60. SHAMPOO

In our increasingly innumerate series of 47 films to see before death, we present Hal Ashby’s Shampoo. Warren Beatty as a megastar is...

Kit harrington

KIT HARINGTON TO STAR IN BLACKADDER REMAKE

  LONDON – Kit Harington has signed up to play loveable historical rogue Edmund Blackadder in a remake of the popular BBC comedy....

samuel beckett

SAMUEL BECKETT SUES MARVEL OVER AVENGERS: ENDGAME

DUBLIN – Samuel Beckett argues Marvel owe him millions of dollars. Famed dead Irish playwright Samuel Beckett is suing Marvel Studios...

king of comedy

47 FILMS: 59. THE KING OF COMEDY

In our increasingly innumerate series of 47 films to see before death, we present Martin Scorsese’s The King of Comedy. Martin...

game of thrones

GAME OF THRONES: EVERYBODY DIES

WESTEROS – Episode 3 of Season 8 of Game of Thrones killed every character. So in the latest episode of Game of Thrones, everybody...