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alec baldwin

ALEC BALDWIN DIES IN FLAMES WHEN CELEBRITY ROAST MALFUNCTIONS

HOLLYWOOD – Alec Baldwin engulfed in a ball of fire at Celebrity Roast. Actor and celebrity parking space puncher Alec Baldwin...

blockbusters

BLOCKBUSTERS COMING TO BRITISH CINEMAS

LONDON – Eighties quiz show Blockbusters to play in selected cinemas. A four episode anthology of the popular British quiz show...

Cute French Bulldog

DOG THAT WITNESSED LOUIS C.K. JERKING OFF IGNITES NEW #METOO DEBATE

New York – A french bulldog has recently come forward claiming to have witnessed Louis C.K. jerking off in the green room of The...

martin scorsese

MARTIN SCORSESE SHOULD SHUT HIS BIG FAT MOUTH

OPINION – Martin Scorsese is being told to shut his big fat mouth. Hundreds of millions of people are shouting out in one voice...

Prince Andrew

NETFLIX SUE PRINCE ANDREW

EXCLUSIVE – Netflix announced that they are suing Prince Andrew following Epstein interview. Streaming giants Netflix are to sue...

SHARON STONE’S VAGINA IS REMASTERED BY THE BFI

LONDON – Next year’s Sharon Stone retrospective at the BFI has run into controversy after the institute’s director,Amanda...

serial killer

SERIAL KILLER INTERIOR DESIGNS (PROMOTIONAL POST)

HOLLYWOOD – A rare promotional post that helps keep Studio Exec afloat. Hi, I’m James Gumm, managing director of Serial Killer...

mindhunter

MINDHUNTER MAKES SERIAL KILLERS BORING SAY SERIAL KILLERS

NEW YORK – The Netflix series Mindhunter makes serial killers look tedious, serial killers have complained. The Netflix TV show...

joker

JOKER WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

STOCKHOLM – Todd Phillips’ Joker has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Prize Academy announced today that Joaquin Phoenix...

angel face

STUDIO EXEC’S FILM NOIR BUCKET: 2. ANGEL FACE

FILM NOIR BUCKET – Don’t know where to put it your film noir? Put it in Studio Exec’s Film Noir bucket? Robert Mitchum is going to be...

STUDIO EXEC’S FILM NOIR BUCKET: 1. THE DARK CORNER

FILM NOIR BUCKET – Don’t know where to put it your film noir? Put it in Studio Exec’s Film Noir bucket? I’ve been...

Nicolas Cage

NICOLAS CAGE AND TOM HANKS REVEAL THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON

HOLLYWOOD – Nicolas Cage revealed today that he is also Tom Hanks. The news rocked the world of show business today that Tom Hanks...

west side story

NEW WEST SIDE STORY LOOKS SHIT

HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg’s remake of West Side Story looks shit. The first musical from legendary film maker Steven...

tom crusie

TOM CRUISE SCANNERS JUSTIN BIEBER TO DEATH

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has gone full Scanners on Justin Bieber, blowing his face clean off. Following Justin Bieber’s challenge...