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dune

47 FILMS: 47. DUNE

In our continuing series of 47 films to see before you are murdered in your dreams we present Dune. Blue Velvet disturbs and Elephant Man...

sting

DONALD TRUMP PROMISES TO DEPORT STING

NEW YORK – In what is seen as a vote winning move, Donald Trump has said that if he is made President his first act following his...

rabban

THE BEAST RABBAN APPREHENDED

HOLLYWOOD – The Beast Rabban has been taken into custody following a nationwide manhunt that lasted for almost five months. As...

sting

STING SELLS HIS CHILDREN INTO SLAVERY

AMAZON RAIN FOREST – Pop singer, bass player and actor Sting has sold his own children into slavery in order to highlight the plight...

GERARD DEPARDIEU BECOMES RUSSIAN

MOSCOW – Chunky French film star (and air-plane plumbing expert) Gerard Depardieu has become Russian, receiving the all...