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dr strangelove

DR STRANGELOVE 2 GREENLIT

HOLLYWOOD – Dr Strangelove 2 has been green lit. With World War 3 just a beautiful piece of cake and a twitter rant away, Stanley...

indiana jones 5

STEVEN SPIELBERG USES AIR QUOTES WHEN TALKING ABOUT INDIANA JONES 5

HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg uses air quotes whenever talking about Indiana Jones 5, it was revealed today. Jaws and Lincoln director...

indiana jones 5

INDIANA JONES 5 A NATIONAL PRIORITY, SAYS TRUMP

HOLLYWOOD – Donald Trump placed Indiana Jones 5 at the top of his budget yesterday. President Trump – two words as unappealing...

jaws prequel

JJ ABRAMS WORKING ON JAWS PREQUEL

HOLLYWOOD – Following his success rejuvenating one 70s blockbuster, JJ Abrams is turning his attention to Steven Spielberg’s...

forest whitaker

FOREST WHITAKER NOT AN ACTUAL FOREST, IT IS CONFIRMED

HOLLYWOOD – Arrival star Forest Whitaker is not actually a forest, it has been confirmed. Star of such films as Bird, Ghost Dog and...

alden ehrenreich

FIVE FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT ALDEN EHRENREICH

HOLLYWOOD – Five Facts you never knew about the new Han Solo Alden Ehrenreich. Everybody knows Alden Ehrenreich from… is going...

shia labeouf

SHIA LABEOUF SUFFERING FROM THE CURSE OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

HOLLYWOOD – Shia LaBeouf claims Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull almost destroyed his entire life. Noted actor and...

raiders of the lost ark monkey

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK MONKEY DIES

HOLLYWOOD – 2016 claims another victim as esteemed monkey actor famous for Raiders of the Lost Ark dies. The film world is in...

tintin

PETER JACKSON WAKES UP AND REMEMBERS HE’S GOT A TINTIN FILM TO MAKE

WELLINGTON – Early this morning it was reported that Peter Jackson – director of King Kong, The Lovely Bones and the entire...

charlton heston

SIR EDWIN FLUFFER RECALLS CHARLTON HESTON

HOLLYWOOD- Sir Edwin Fluffer once again delves into his personal memoirs – soon to be published as ‘Not THAT Kind of Fluffer!!!’ –...

stranger things

STRANGER THINGS SEASON 2 TO BE WRITTEN BY STEPHEN KING

HOLLYWOOD – Season 2 of Stranger Things will be penned by Stephen King, it was revealed today. It was the hit of the Summer. A...

steven spielberg

TOM HANKS TO PLAY STEVEN SPIELBERG

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Hanks is to play Steven Spielberg in a new biopic of Hollywood’s most successful director. Written and directed...

jeff goldblum

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT JEFF GOLDBLUM

HOLLYWOOD – Everybody knows that Jeff Goldblum is the best actor in the world and a one man meme generator, but what do we really...

indiana jones 5

GOOD NEWS: WORLD TO END BEFORE INDIANA JONES 5

HOLLYWOOD – Scientists revealed today that humanity would in all likelihood be extinct prior to the release of Indiana Jones 5, much...