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Monday 21 August 2017
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guam

MICHAEL BAY PARACHUTES IN TO GUAM

HOLLYWOOD – Michael Bay parachuted into Guam late last night. The Transformers and The Rock director Michael Bay has been dropped...

orlando bloom

NORTH KOREA TEST ORLANDO BLOOM

SEOUL – Reports are coming in that North Korea have successfully tested an Orlando Bloom in the Sea of Japan. There have been rumors...

kate middleton

KATE MIDDLETON’S ROYAL TWINS TO BE CALLED SONY AND KIM

LONDON – Pregnant British royal Kate Middleton will use the twins to save the day from the escalating tensions between Sony Pictures...

rogen

FRANCO AND ROGEN HANDED OVER TO NORTH KOREA

HOLLYWOOD – Seth Rogen and James Franco have been captured and handed over to North Korea, following an executive order by President...

the interview

THE INTERVIEW: REVIEW

THE INTERVIEW: REVIEW – After all the fuss, the hack, the threats, the censorship, the President’s comments, the executives...

kim jong un

KIM JONG-UN TO HOST SNL

NEW YORK – The Supreme Leader of the Democratic Republic of Korea, feared dictator and former member of the Axis of  Evil, Kim...

dennis rodman

DENNIS RODMAN CALLED IN TO NEGOTIATE WITH NORTH KOREA

HOLLYWOOD – Basketball star and Kim Jong-Un BFF Dennis Rodman has been called in by Sony to help negotiate a cessation of hostilities...

seth rogen james franco

SETH ROGEN AND JAMES FRANCO SURRENDERED TO NORTH KOREA

 HOLLYWOOD – The White House confirmed this morning that stars of The Interview, Seth Rogen and James Franco have been surrendered...

gary sinise

GARY SINISE PULLED OUT OF IRAQ

BAGHDAD – Gary Sinise has finally been pulled out of Iraq, over two years after the last US troops left. Mr. Sinise was in Iraq...

JEREMY IRONS

BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES: 18. JEREMY IRONS

Santa Fe Skillet, coffee and OJ Comments by leading British thespian and actor Jeremy Irons concerning same sex marriage caused...

chuck norris

CHUCK NORRIS DEPLOYED TO GUAM

Location of Chuck   GUAM  – Early this morning Chuck Norris was dispatched to Guam, in the North West Pacific Ocean, and will be...

OBAMA TO DEPLOY RUSSELL CROWE AGAINST NORTH KOREA

Stern words turned to actions today, as America’s response to the North Korean testing of a nuclear weapon began to harden. President...

AMERICA DECLARES WAR ON NORTH KOREA

The baby faced leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un, decreed on state television this morning that he is changing the name of the country to...