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jaws

5 FACTS ABOUT JAWS

AMITY – Jaws! That’s it. We’re going to need a bigger fact! Jaws. This was NO BOATING ACCIDENT! Get your facts together...

ice bucket challenge

ISLAMIC STATE TERRIFIED OF AN ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE

MOSUL – It was revealed today that the terrorist group Islamic State are terrified at the prospect there might be an Ice Bucket...

jaws

GREAT WHITE SHARK ATTACKS TO MARK JAWS 40TH ANNIVERSARY

HOLLYWOOD – A school of great white sharks have been released into the oceans in a badly thought out attempt to mark the 40th...

HBO TO CONSIDER REVIVING ROME

HOLLYWOOD – HBO are considering reviving the critically lauded sword and sandals show Rome which was cancelled after only two...

MILIUS: REVIEW

I remember when John Milius wrestled a giant squid, strangled an alligator to death with his bare hands, wrote the entire screenplay to...

IMDB THEME PARK DUE IN 2018

  Peggy Sue Got Married Ride The Internet Movie Database otherwise known as IMDB has announced it’s first theme park will open...

SHEEN AND ESETEVEZ CAPTURE MILIUS IN CAMBODIA

PHNOM PENH – News came in last night of a frantic and heroic mission carried out under the leadership of veteran Navy Seal and part...

THE WAR IS OVER: Michael Bay captured by Sean Penn

WASHINGTON -President Obama gave a press conference this morning, confirming reports that Sean Penn has seized Michael Bay, and the...

MICHAEL BAY’S VIETNAM WAR: WEEK 2

HANOI – Michael Bay and his rag tag army of Hollywood actors, stunt men and special effects guys are in full retreat as the counter...