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war of the planet of the apes

UNION DISPUTE MIGHT MEAN WAR OF THE PLANET OF THE APES WILL NOT FEATURE APES

HOLLYWOOD – Due to a union dispute it looks likely that War of the Planet of the Apes won’t features apes. Following a...

james franco

HAVE YOU MET JAMES FRANCO’S INCREDIBLY YOUNG LOOKING FATHER?

HOLLYWOOD – James Franco’s father reveals the secret of his youth. The family resemblance is obvious but what many people...

vaginas

PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS ALSO FUNNY, HOLLYWOOD LEARNS

HOLLYWOOD – It was revealed today that people with vaginas can also be funny. The release of the female led Ghostbusters reboot has...

warcraft

CHINA LIKING WARCRAFT ‘MIGHT BE PSYCH WARFARE’

HOLLYWOOD – The blockbusting performance of Warcraft in China might be part of a cunning psychological campaign, warn Pentagon....

chomsky

NOAM CHOMSKY EXCITED ABOUT SAUSAGE PARTY

NEW YORK – Noam Chomsky has broken with tradition and spoken out about a new Hollywood movie that he is really excited about seeing:...

waldo

SETH ROGEN TO STAR IN WHERE’S WALDO?

HOLLYWOOD – Seth Rogen is to star in a new live action version of the spot the kid with the stripey jumper and woolly hat...

james franco and anne hathaway

JAMES FRANCO AND ANNE HATHAWAY ARRESTED

HOLLYWOOD – James Franco and Anne Hathaway have been arrested today under a charge of attempted abduction. The two Hollywood actors...

blood meridian

BLOOD MERIDIAN GETS A DIRECTOR

HOLLYWOOD – The cult Cormac MacCarthy novel Blood Meridian is going to get a cinema outing after Tommy Lee Jones finally secured a...

hillary clinton

SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS HILLARY CLINTON IN RODHAM

Spot the difference  HOLLYWOOD – Finally the speculation is over as Scarlett Johansson signs up to star in the Hillary Clinton...

sony hack

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT THE SONY HACK

HOLLYWOOD – The Sony Hack has been one of the most startling and confusing incidents of last year and the Studio Exec FACT squad have...

kate middleton

KATE MIDDLETON’S ROYAL TWINS TO BE CALLED SONY AND KIM

LONDON – Pregnant British royal Kate Middleton will use the twins to save the day from the escalating tensions between Sony Pictures...

rogen

FRANCO AND ROGEN HANDED OVER TO NORTH KOREA

HOLLYWOOD – Seth Rogen and James Franco have been captured and handed over to North Korea, following an executive order by President...

the interview

THE INTERVIEW: REVIEW

THE INTERVIEW: REVIEW – After all the fuss, the hack, the threats, the censorship, the President’s comments, the executives...

north korea national defence commission

NORTH KOREA NATIONAL DEFENCE COMMISSION STATEMENT IN FULL

HOLLYWOOD – The North Korean National Defence Commission issued a statement in response to President Obama and the FBI’s...