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PETER JACKSON TO REBOOT LORD OF THE RINGS

HOBBITON – Following the universally despised The Hobbit Trilogy, Peter Jackson reveals he is to return once more to Middle Earth...

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PETER JACKSON: ‘THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR WILL HAVE TO BE 5 FILMS’

WELLINGTON – Film director and slow reader Peter Jackson has announced his next project will be a franchise based on the popular...

PETER JACKSON’S WAR AND PEACE WILL BE 3 FILMS

WELLINGTON – Lord of the Rings, Hobbit and Tin Tin prevaricator Peter Jackson has revealed that his post-Hobbit project – an...

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BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES: 25. PETER JACKSON

WELLINGTON – Today in an intimate conversation with Studio Exec, Peter Jackson revealed his longing to move on from the works of...

AMERICA DECLARES WAR ON NORTH KOREA

The baby faced leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un, decreed on state television this morning that he is changing the name of the country to...

FLUFFER: END OF YEAR REVIEW: PART 1

For Your Consideration As award season approaches veteran ham Sir Edwin Fluffer shamelessly campaigns for the recognition he doesn’t...

POPE DENOUNCES HOBBIT

Pete Jackson tells the Pope ‘where to get off’ ROME – The Vatican launched an all out assault on Peter Jackson and his...

PETER JACKSON TO BE SUED BY KING KONG ‘ACTOR’

Giles Haversmith WELLINGTON – Animal murderer Peter Jackson is to be sued by Giles Haversmith, the performer who brought the famous...

THE HOBBIT: REVIEW

A scene for scene remake of The Fellowship of the Ring with Dwarfs. Clocks start ticking backwards as Peter Jackson forgets how to make a...

THE HOBBIT’S 48 FPS CAUSES PREGNANCY

Hobbit Caesarian  WELLINGTON – It was revealed today that the frame per second rate of the new Peter Jackson film The Hobbit: an...

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VIGGO MORTENSEN BECOMES KING OF NEW ZEALAND

WELLINGTON – Viggo Mortensen arrived in Wellington, New Zealand today to prepare for his coronation as Aragorn, King of New Zealand,...

ANIMAL CRUELTY ON THE HOBBIT SET: SMAUG SPEAKS OUT

His identity is protected NEW ZEALAND -We meet in Wellington at the underground car park that for the last 13 months has been home to my...

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HOBBIT HIT BY AUSTERITY MEASURES

WELLINGTON – Peter Jackson’s new Hobbit films have been hit by the economic crisis and have had to make cuts which are already...

THE HOBBIT WILL BE LONGER THAN THE BOOK

NEW ZEALAND – When it is complete Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit quadrology will join the prestigious Whitaker list of films...