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dune

47 FILMS: 47. DUNE

In our continuing series of 47 films to see before you are murdered in your dreams we present Dune. Blue Velvet disturbs and Elephant Man...

vladimir harkonnen

TRUMP GIVES BARON VLADIMIR HARKONNEN NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL SPOT

WASHINGTON – President Trump adds Vladimir Harkonnen to the National Security Council. President Trump signed a memorandum late...

beast rabban

BEAST RABBAN TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump’s cabinet firms up with Secretary of State confirmed to be Beast Rabban. First, Rudy Guiliani out....

harkonnen

BARON HARKONNEN WITHDRAWS SUPPORT FROM DONALD TRUMP

WASHINGTON – Baron Harkonnen today has become the latest member of the GOP to withdraw his support from the party’s...

melange

DONALD TRUMP VOWS TO CONTROL THE SPICE MELANGE

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump has sent shock waves through the political establishment by swearing to take complete control of the Spice...

trump harkonnen

DONALD TRUMP’S REAL NAME REVEALED TO BE HARKONNEN

NEW YORK  – In a real twist to the race for president, it has been revealed that New York business tycoon and Republican...

rob schneider

ROB SCHNEIDER’S DUNE: REVIEW

HOLLYWOOD – Charting the unsuccessful attempt by Deuce Bigalow ‘comedian’ Rob Schneider to make a movie of Frank...

rabban

THE BEAST RABBAN APPREHENDED

HOLLYWOOD – The Beast Rabban has been taken into custody following a nationwide manhunt that lasted for almost five months. As...

dune messiah

DAVID LYNCH’S NEXT FILM: DUNE MESSIAH

HOLLYWOOD – After bowing out of the Showtime 2016 resurrection of Twin Peaks, David Lynch has confirmed that his next film will be...

kyle maclachlan

KYLE MACLACHLAN STILL UNDECIDED ON TWIN PEAKS

HOLLYWOOD – Actor Kyle MacLachlan – made famous by his portrayal of Agent Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks – is still undecided...

beast rabban

THE BEAST RABBAN ESCAPES

HOLLYWOOD – Police in California have issued an alert for members of the public to practice extreme cautious following the escape...

TWIN PEAKS

TWIN PEAKS NEW GENERATION ‘WILL APPEAL TO YOUTH’

HOLLYWOOD – Mark Frost and David Lynch’s cult TV show Twin Peaks is to return to television courtesy of Showtime and a...

DAVID LYNCH OPENS A DRIVING SCHOOL

HOLLYWOOD – Times have been hard for David Lynch, director of The Elephant Man, Dune and Blue Velvet. He lost all his money in the...

‘I AM NOT ANDY KAUFMAN’: IAN MCKELLEN DENIES RUMOR

LONDON – Gandalf, Magneto star and occasional actor, Sir Ian McKellen has angrily denied that he is Andy Kaufman (For the original...