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chris christie

CHRIS CHRISTIE TO BE THROWN INTO THE SARLACC PIT

TATOOINE – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is to be thrown into the Sarlacc pit, officially known as the Great Pit of Carkoon....

liam neeson

LIAM NEESON DISPATCHED TO RESCUE CHRIS CHRISTIE

NEW JERSEY – Liam Neeson has been dispatched by the FBI in an attempt to rescue New Jersey Governor. Action film star and revered...

republican debates

ARE REPUBLICAN DEBATES THE NEW TORTURE PORN?

WASHINGTON – Watching the last Republican Debate, The Studio Exec asked himself, sourly under his breath if they have now become the...

chris christie

MY FAVORITE FILM: CHRIS CHRISTIE

NEW JERSEY – Yeah, you thought it was Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, didn’t you? Or Super Size Me, eh? I know how you...

orlando bloom

SCIENTISTS WARN ‘ORLANDO BLOOM COULD RETURN’

LOS ANGELES – Hollywood was put on high alert last night as scientists from the Environmental Protection Agency warned that a return...