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SCRIPT LEAK: TRAINSPOTTING 2

SCRIPT LEAK: TRAINSPOTTING 2
 Int:Renton is whistling merrily and making a salad in the kitchen of his respectable London flat. The door bell rings, it’s Begbie.

                                                                   Renton
Afternoon Sir. Lovely day isn’t it?
 
Begbie
F*ck you yer f*cking c*nt. Ave you got any f*cking heroin?
 
Renton
I’m a 43 year old charted accountant living in Fulham, Begbie. Where, pray tell, would I purchase heroin from?
 
Begbie
Aw f*cking come on Rents. Just a wee f*cking hit.
 
Renton
Bad day?
 
Begbie
Ack it’s been a right c*nt of a day. Two lads in my class failed their f*cking Maths exam and that c*nt of a headmaster got all up in my face telling me I’ve got to give them extra f*cking tuition after school.
 
Renton
Sounds like a ghastly business. I’m surprised you didn’t attack him.
 
Begbie
Aye I wanted to chin the c*nt but since I’ve been going to those f*cking anger management classes I’m a reformed f*cking character.
 
Renton
Indeed you are. Now do you want to eat now, or after our Yoga class?
 
Begbie
F*cking after you slow c*nt. There’s no f*cking way I can get myself into the Ustrasana position with a full f*cking stomach.
 
Renton
Fine then let’s go. By the way, can you still make it to the Chekov play at the Donmar on Friday night? Sick Boy has already bought the tickets.
 
Begbie
Aw f*ck me! I f*cking forgot. Which f*cking play is it?
 
Renton
The Seagull
 
Begbie
Ack. Aye all f*cking right but if it was that c*nt Uncle Vanya I’d have told you to go f*cking f*ck yourself.


FIN
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24 thoughts on “SCRIPT LEAK: TRAINSPOTTING 2

    1. Anonymous

      “No way would I poison my body with that shite, all they fucking chemicals, no fucking way!” – Begbie

      Before you wrote that… Did you were glassed?

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  1. Anonymous

    have you even seen the ending of trainspotting? Renton stole the money from Begbie and the rest of them, why would Begbie then go to him for heroin?

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  2. Anonymous

    begbie in school??? yoga class??? what planet are you on? try a scene with renton on the run and begbie on a rage to chop off his nuts.

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  3. Anonymous

    I don’t know if anybody else actually bothered to notice the sarcasm in this opening scene, but those of you who are saying this is stupid and untrue to the original, of course it is, it’s just a piss-take.

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  4. Anonymous

    If you did your research, you don’t have to write the sequal, It’s Irvine Welsh’s ‘Porno’ dick head.

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  5. Anonymous

    very funny if it’s a joke or an hallucination… hahaha it should have been released on fool’s day, it’s a great joke

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  6. Anonymous

    People are thinking about this too much, or perhaps not enough? The piece was entertaining enough.

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  7. Anonymous

    you should read Porno, from Irvine Welsh, is the second part of Trainspotting. Is completely different… but TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!!!

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  8. Anonymous

    in ‘porno’ begbie wants to kill renton, because of the money he stole. when renton comes back has to hide from begbie.
    this opening scene is sh*t

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  9. Anonymous

    Its only a piss take guys ! Lighten up, for fuck sake ! Very amusing ! Could just imagine Begbie doing yoga lol !

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  10. Mark Thoresen

    What Anonymous said, also Welsh’s take on Begby in Porno blows anything you might come up with out of the water, Spud too…poor poor Spud.

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  11. Anonymous

    It seems like it could be more of a dream-type sequence and then move into the actual film.

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  12. Jose Maria Unna Ramos

    Sucks big time… Did you even see the movie?… Bad, no talent, no nothing… You suck shit

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  13. Anonymous

    Which is funny, ’cause Robert Carlyle (Begbie) actually admitted to doing yoga in an interview. Even though I think this would make a terrible movie, I’d still love to see it happen. XD When pigs fly…

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