Top Gun 2
Brett Maverick (Tom Cruise) is in bed. A mysterious figure is under the sheets straddling his back to the sound of the Serge Gainsbourg classic, Je T’aime. The phone rings. Maverick picks it up.
Maverick? Get your ass in here now, boy. The Russians have invaded Afghanistan. I need you in the air by zero nine hundred.
Sorry Captain, I can’t talk now, I’ve got a bogey on my six.
Who the f*ck are you calling a bogey?