HOLLYWOOD – Read the script for Guy Ritchie’s live-action remake of Disney’s Aladdin.
News that Guy Ritchie’s live action Aladdin has been green lit hit the internet yesterday. Today, the Studio Exec got EXCLUSIVE access to the script. Here is an excerpt.
EXT: THE DESERT. NIGHT
Aladdin, his pet pit bull Stains and Jafar approach the mouth of the cave.
Aladdin, you slag! Get in that f*cking cave and get me my effing lamp.
Awight, me old mucker! Be out in a jiffy.
INT. CAVE. NIGHT
Aladdin searches through piles of treasure, flies a magic carpet with Stainsand finds the lamp.
Jesus H. This lamp’s bleedin’ filthy. I’m gonna give it a good old rub.
Rubbing the lamp, Aladdin releases a huge blue Genie!
Two thousand years is such a pain the ARSE!
Awight Guvnor. What can I do for you? You got yerself three cups and dishes.
Cups and dishes.
Cups and dishes – Wishes. Shine a light.
Awight. I’ll have a motor, a nice new gaff and a packet of fish and chips please.
Whoa! Hold your horses mucker. Doncha wanna become a Prince, impress Princess Jasmine, fly around the world singing a song.
What a chump! Wait. I’ll have a pint of warm beer instead of the fish and chips. What was I thinking?
Stains, Genie and Aladdin sing a ‘Whole New World’ and get pissed up on booze.