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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY THINKS WE SHOULD ALL HAVE SEX WITH DONALD TRUMP

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY THINKS WE SHOULD ALL HAVE SEX WITH DONALD TRUMP

HOLLYWOOD – Matthew McConaughey believes we should all have sex with Donald Trump.

True Detective star Matthew McConaughey wants everyone in America to make themselves available to have sex with President Trump.

Speaking EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec, McConaughey had this to say:

Think about it. Like it or not, he’s our president now. Sure they’re lots of things that he might do which could precipitate us into World War 3, or help crash the economy. But we know he has a weakness which is sex. What if we all had sex with us. Hell, he wouldn’t be able to walk, let alone push the big red button.  I think it is our duty as citizens to sate President Trump’s lurid appetite. And in the process wear him out.

But what about Steve Bannon.

I’ve just been sick in my own mouth, Exec. That is not alright, alright, alright.

Gold is in theaters.

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One thought on “MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY THINKS WE SHOULD ALL HAVE SEX WITH DONALD TRUMP

  1. Martha Raye

    As we learned on SNL, the person Trump most wants to have sex with is Robert Pattinson. I say he should sacrifice himself for the sake of humanity.

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