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ALL MALE SHOWING OF DAS BOOT ORGANISED FOR THE WEEKEND

ALL MALE SHOWING OF DAS BOOT ORGANISED FOR THE WEEKEND

HOLLYWOOD – An all male viewing of the Wolfgang Petersen classic Das Boot will screen this weekend.

Internet furore of the all female screening of Wonder Woman finally brought about a reaction. A Los Angeles activist group Gamer Gaters For Justice have organised a screening of Das Boot, which will be open exclusively to men. With no women. Allowed. We spoke EXCLUSIVELY to MIcky ‘Quiche’ Lorraine the head organiser and asked him what the fuck?

It’s very simple. We decided two can play at that game. We don’t even want to go and see Wonder Woman because it’s about a powerful woman and that’s just bullshit. And a bit scary. But on principle, we as men should be allowed to go wherever we like and do whatever we want. Because we want to. So we decided on an All Male screening of Das Boot.

Why did you choose this particular film?

Well, first of all we wanted a film with either an exclusively male or mainly male cast. It turned out most films kinda fit that description. We thought of doing Man of Steel or Batman vs Superman but they’re both kind of shit. So we finally plumped for something that would align with our political principles.  We’re all Alt-Right-y. And so Das Boot was perfect.

But it’s about Nazis in a submarine.

Alt-floating boat is the preferred term.

Doesn’t this make you all look like a bunch of whiny snowflakes?

No, not at all. Girls are just getting too … you know pushy. Why can’t they just stop it with all the being feminists and shit. I mean my sister kicked my ass the other day. My sister. My twelve year old sister. Just cause I borrowed her Miley Cyrus DVD.

Das Boot will show at the Sausage Party Theatre on Friday.

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