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HARRY POTTER AND THE ALT-RIGHT GREEN LIT

HARRY POTTER AND THE ALT-RIGHT GREEN LIT

HOLLYWOOD – The new Harry Potter film is set to embrace the new political shift in the USA.

Following the election of Donald trump and the rise of the Alt-Right, JK Rowling promised the new Harry Potter movie will reflect these changes.

Harry Potter and the Alt-Right will see a middle-aged Harry deal with the disappointments of his life by blaming black people and gays and women. It isn’t going to be uplifting, but what do I know?

Steve Kloves has been replaced by Stephen Bannon as a writer and Hermione is first discovered penitently attending the funeral of Ron’s aborted sperm. Harry lives in a Nigel Farage-ville having been expelled from England following Brexit. Voldemort has returned and rules the world. Everyone seems to be okay with this.

Harry Potter and the Alt-Right will be released on January 20, 1812.

 

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