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Monday 21 August 2017
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Category: Music News

lana del rey

LANA DEL REY KICKS EMINEM’S ASS

HOLLYWOOD – Singer Lana Del Rey has attacked and beaten aging hip hop rapper Eminem to a pulp. The attack took place in slick Los...

adele bob geldof

ADELE TO FIGHT BOB GELDOF

LONDON – In light of accusations that she refused to take part in the recording of  Band Aid 30’s godforsaken assault on the song...

u2 songs of innocence

U2 NEW ALBUM ‘STILL TOO EXPENSIVE’

DUBLIN – Stadium rock band U2 have found themselves in the middle of a storm of controversy around their decision to release their...

taylor swift

TAYLOR SWIFT SONG LINKED TO RISE IN GANG VIOLENCE

HOLLYWOOD – The release of a new Taylor Swift song ‘Shake it Off!’ has been linked to a sharp peak in gang violence this...

michael cera

MICHAEL CERA RELEASES ALBUM OF PUNK CLASSICS

HOLLYWOOD – ‘Actor’ Michael Cera has released a surprise album of classic punk songs, featuring gentle, folk-like...

leonard cohen

LEONARD COHEN: TEEN CHOICE AWARDS ARE RIGGED

HOLLYWOOD – Septuagenarian rock star Leonard Cohen lashed out yesterday at the Teen Choice Awards which he claimed ‘are rigged...

miley cyrus pharrell

MILEY CYRUS AND PHARRELL WILLIAMS BUY TOY STORE

LONDON – Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams have bought a toy store in London, sources revealed today. The pop duo, who recently...

miley cyrus

CHIP HENSTER ‘MORE FRIGHTNED THAN AROUSED BY MILEY CYRUS’

PATERSON, NJ – Chip Henster – a sophomore at Eastside High School Paterson, New Jersey – admitted to himself late last...

sting

STING SELLS HIS CHILDREN INTO SLAVERY

AMAZON RAIN FOREST – Pop singer, bass player and actor Sting has sold his own children into slavery in order to highlight the plight...

MICK JAGGER AND DAVID BOWIE TEAM UP FOR PILATES FOR PENSIONERS

HOLLYWOOD – The last time they teamed up they were Dancing in the Street for Live Aid, but now David Bowie and Mick Jagger are at it...

bono

BONO FINDS WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR

DUBLIN – Following a 27 year search, Bono Vox the lead singer of Irish rock band U2 has finally found what he was looking for. It...

BEYONCE AND JAY Z FACEBOOK MEMES: THE MOVIE

HOLLYWOOD –  20th Century Fox have green lit a movie which will comprise of every sh*tty Facebook Beyonce and Jay Z lifestyle meme...

miley cyrus

MILEY CYRUS TO KILL A PUPPY A WEEK ‘FOR LAUGHS’

HOLLYWOOD – Air licker, twerker and DIY enthusiast Miley Cyrus shocked fans worldwide today when she declared that she would be...

juliette lewis

JULIETTE LEWIS REJOINS HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS

HOLLYWOOD – Actress and rock star Juliette Lewis has confirmed that she will be rejoining Huey Lewis and the News, despite having...