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Thursday 23 February 2017
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Category: Reviews

THE SESSIONS: REVIEW

The Jewish shopkeeper from Deadwood spends his days in an Iron Lung flirting with his hot care assistants and typing poetry with a straw....

TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 2: REVIEW

Family plus waiting paedophile A ‘human’ played by Dean Moriarty’s girlfriend and Dracula Jr. have a CGI baby who is...

ARGO: REVIEW

Six US diplomats are trapped in a posh house in Iran and forced to endure three meals a day and hot and cold running booze.  Affleck...

KILLING THEM SOFTLY: REVIEW

Joe Black is a mob enforcer who has to find out who knocked over Henry Hill’s card game, calling in Tony Soprano to help him out....

CANTERBURY TALES: 9 ½ Weeks

CANTERBURY – Our latest addition to the team is the newly appointed Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby. Not only does the...

ON THE ROAD: REVIEW

Joy Division’s lead singer meets up with Tron’s chum who’s in-between a Virgin Suicide and a young nympho vampire. They...

THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION: REVIEW

Sappy banker is thrown in the clink for a crime he didn’t commit and falls in love with a fellow inmate. Wanders around the prison...

THIS MUST BE THE PLACE: REVIEW

Harvey Milk is Robert Smith from The Cure whose married to the sheriff of Fargo but goes all Boys from Brazil when his dad dies, helped by...

SKYFALL: REVIEW

Buggalugs Buggalugs Bond runs, jumps and falls in rivers in an attempt to save the Dench-ist from the hands of Anton Chigurgh.007 is back!...

RUST AND BONE: REVIEW

Edith Piaf gets her legs bitten off by Free Willy but rediscovers her will to live after meeting with a Belgian Rocky Balboa, with whom she...

TREE OF LIFE: REVIEW

The ‘oh come off it’ moment, Benjamin Button marries Jessica Chestain and squirts out sprogs. One grows up to be Harvey Milk,...

THE MASTER: REVIEW

Johnny Cash meets Truman Capote, author of Battlefield Earth, who tries to get Cash to believe the kind of crap John Travolta and Tom...