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Friday 26 May 2017
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Category: Reviews

THE STUDIO EXEC’S 2013 FILM PREVIEW

Films, Films, Films. Some are long, some are short and some are in-between. Lots of films were released last year and lots of films will be...

JACK REACHER: REVIEW

A fabulous opening sniper scene but nobody knows what film they are supposed to be in. Cruise thinks it’s Mission Impossible. Werner...

FLUFFER’S END OF YEAR REVIEW: PART 2

For Your Consideration As award season approaches veteran ham Sir Edwin Fluffer shamelessly campaigns for the recognition he doesn’t...

WRECK-IT RALPH: REVIEW

Lilo and Ralph Think Toy Story meets Tron. For the first time ever in animated films, Wreck-It Ralph tells the story of one of the...

LIFE OF PI: REVIEW

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THE HOBBIT: REVIEW

A scene for scene remake of The Fellowship of the Ring with Dwarfs. Clocks start ticking backwards as Peter Jackson forgets how to make a...

STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS TRAILER: REVIEW

Data returns! The new JJJ Abrams‘ Star Trek Into Darkness is not due to be released until star date something something 2013,...

THE HUNTER: REVIEW

Jesus Christ goes to Tasmania to hunt a CGI tiger that was thought to be extinct with the help of the cuckold from The Piano and some robot...

LIZ AND DICK: SO BAD IT GOES PAST ‘SO BAD IT’S GOOD’ AND COMES UP BAD AGAIN

The new made-for-television movie Liz and Dick is set to challenge Showgirls as the film that people will pretend to like as camp but just...

THE SESSIONS: REVIEW

The Jewish shopkeeper from Deadwood spends his days in an Iron Lung flirting with his hot care assistants and typing poetry with a straw....

TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 2: REVIEW

Family plus waiting paedophile A ‘human’ played by Dean Moriarty’s girlfriend and Dracula Jr. have a CGI baby who is...

ARGO: REVIEW

Six US diplomats are trapped in a posh house in Iran and forced to endure three meals a day and hot and cold running booze.  Affleck...

KILLING THEM SOFTLY: REVIEW

Joe Black is a mob enforcer who has to find out who knocked over Henry Hill’s card game, calling in Tony Soprano to help him out....

CANTERBURY TALES: 9 ½ Weeks

CANTERBURY – Our latest addition to the team is the newly appointed Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby. Not only does the...