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Thursday 17 August 2017
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Posts by: Lenny Delowitz

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BUYING BEYONCE’S LEMONADE REDUCES RISK OF CANCER

NEW YORK – Scientists have discovered that purchasing a copy of Beyonce’s latest album, Lemonade, significantly reduces your risk...

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TAYLOR SWIFT TO STAR IN KUNG FU PANDA 4

HOLLYWOOD – Dreamworks have announced that Taylor Swift will voice a new character in Kung Fu Panda 4. “We love Taylor,” said a...

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EDWARD SNOWDEN LEAKS MASSIVE GAME OF THRONES SPOILER

RUSSIA – Edward Snowden has caused outrage after he leaked information about the next series of Game of Thrones on the internet....

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BERNIE SANDERS CONFIRMED AS NEXT POPE

THE VATICAN – Sources have confirmed that Bernie Sanders will succeed Pope Francis as the leader of the Roman Catholic church....

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PROMETHEUS SEQUEL ‘JUST A JOKE’ SAYS RIDLEY SCOTT.

LONDON – Ridley Scott has finally confessed that his upcoming sequel to Prometheus is an elaborate hoax. “I’m just making it for...

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AFFLECK QUITS JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE

HOLLYWOOD – After the critical annihilation of Batman Vs Superman, Ben Affleck has decided to hang up the cape and quit his role as...

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RYAN GOSLING TO STAR IN LEISURE SUIT LARRY

HOLLYWOOD – Fresh from the news that Daisy Ridley is a contender to play Lara Croft in a reboot of the Tomb Raider franchise, Ryan...

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CRITICAL ASS: DAREDEVIL SEASON 2

HOLLYWOOD – The Marvel gravy train rumbles on, splashing its salty load in the faces of the eager public. In a fair world, the...

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JESUS CHRIST RUMOURED FOR GAME OF THRONES

HOLLYWOOD – Jesus Christ’s rumoured cameo in Game of Thrones season six has been the talk of social media but is there any weight...

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HOW QUANTUM LEAP RUINED MY LIFE

I had every episode on videotape, labelled and filed. One day I discovered my brother had used one of the tapes to record a football match...

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DEADPOOL’S TOP 5 RYAN REYNOLDS MOVIES

  The Studio Exec managed to get a sit down with Deadpool to discuss life and love via the medium of an SEO friendly top five list:...

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JOHN TRAVOLTA CONFIRMS FACE/OFF 2

HOLLYWOOD – John Travolta confirmed this morning that the long-awaited sequel to Face/Off is officially in the works. “We’ve...

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RICHARD DAWKINS TO STAR IN PRETTY LITTLE LIARS

HOLLYWOOD – Richard Dawkins has confirmed rumors that he is to guest star in the popular teen drama Pretty Little Liars. Dawkins sat...

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MAKING A MURDERER 2 WILL BE SET IN NARNIA

HOLLYWOOD – It has been confirmed this morning that the sequel to Netflix’s celebrated documentary Making a Murderer will be set in...