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Monday 21 August 2017
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Posts by: Lenny Delowitz

Sinatra JFK

DID FRANK SINATRA KILL JFK?

WASHINGTON – Earlier today, the estate of the late Dean Martin sensationally released a signed document which they claim is the...

Madonna

MADONNA TO STAR IN NARCOS SEASON 3

HOLLYWOOD – Netflix have announced that Madonna will play a leading role in Narcos season 3. “We looked at several actors but...

Mike bay

MICHAEL BAY TO REMAKE BARRY LYNDON

HOLLYWOOD – Michael Bay has announced that his next movie will be a remake of Stanley Kubrick’s 1975 period masterpiece, Barry...

Jodie foster

JODIE FOSTER TO PLAY HANNIBAL LECTER

HOLLYWOOD – Gender reversal fever has officially hit Hollywood and hot on the heels of the news that Channing Tatum is taking on the...

trump sesame street

DONALD TRUMP TO GUEST STAR ON SESAME STREET

NEW YORK –  Donald Trump has confirmed he will guest star on an upcoming episode of Sesame Street. “I’m excited to do the show....

syria party

SYRIA CELEBRATES COMIC-CON ANNOUNCEMENTS

  SYRIA – Jubilation broke out on the streets of Syria this weekend after news of Marvel’s Comic-Con announcements swept the...

ghostbusters

REVIEW: GHOSTBUSTERS:

  Hello Hello!   Are you interviewing yourself again? Yes. Yes I am.   Why? Because writing reviews is extremely dull,...

french movies

BRITAIN IS BANNING FRENCH MOVIES

LONDON – The chairman of the BFI has sent shockwaves through the world of cinema this morning after he tabled a motion to send all...

Bruce Lee Game of thrones

BRUCE LEE TO STAR IN GAME OF THRONES

HOLLYWOOD – In a surprise move, Bruce Lee has been cast as Bruce Lee in Season 7 of the popular HBO series, Game of Thrones. “I’ve...

Alex Vause

OITNB SPIN-OFF ‘ALEX VAUSE’ COMING SOON

HOLLYWOOD – Eagle-eyed viewers will have noticed that Litchfield inmate Alex Vause does not appear in the long-awaited S4 trailer of...

Trump Apollo

DONALD TRUMP FAKED THE APOLLO MOON LANDING

  NEW YORK – A random person has sensationally claimed that Donald Trump faked the Apollo moon landing. Chet Cookman of...

wolverine

WOLVERINE WILL CAMEO IN THE NETFLIX PUNISHER SERIES

HOLLYWOOD – It has been confirmed that Wolverine will feature in the new Netflix Punisher series. “We love Wolverine. Kids love...

Gerard Butler Twin peaks

GERARD BUTLER IS NOT IN TWIN PEAKS REMAKE

HOLLYWOOD – After today’s Twin Peaks cast list was released online, one startling omission from the list of actors was Gerard...

Kanye twin peaks

KAYNE WEST IS NOT IN TWIN PEAKS REMAKE.

HOLLYWOOD – After today’s Twin Peaks cast list was released online, one startling omission from the list of actors was Kayne West...