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Tuesday 30 May 2017
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Posts by: Lenny Delowitz

Minecraft movie

DUNCAN JONES TO DIRECT MINECRAFT MOVIE

  LONDON – Warcraft director, Duncan Jones, will dip his wick into the world of online games once again after signing on to...

Oj Simpson Naked Gun

O.J. SIMPSON TO BE ERASED FROM THE NAKED GUN

HOLLYWOOD – The renewed public interest in O.J. Simpson has led to a call from outspoken movie critic, Dan Walsh, to digitally erase...

Bill Hicks skull

AMY SCHUMER BUYS BILL HICKS’ SKELETON

HOLLYWOOD –  Amy Schumer has bought the skeleton of beloved comedian, Bill Hicks, during a private auction at Christie’s. In what...

Tom Hardy

TOM HARDY TO PLAY MARLON BRANDO

HOLLYWOOD – Francis Ford Coppola’s long-awaited Marlon Brando biography is finally taking shape with the news that Tom Hardy has...

chewbacca Han Solo A Star Wars story

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS TO PLAY CHEWBACCA IN HAN SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY

HOLLYWOOD – Daniel Day-Lewis has signed up to play the coveted role of Chewbacca in the eagerly awaited Han Solo: A Star Wars Story....

BOND 25

SCRIPT LEAK: BOND 25

INT: DAY MI6 BUILDING M’S OFFICE   (M IS SAT BEHIND HIS DESK. THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR)   M ENTER (JAMES BOND ENTERS) M...

god

GOD DECLARES ‘I’M VOTING FOR HILLARY.’

HEAVEN – God has officially declared he is voting for Hillary Clinton in the upcoming presidential elections. “I don’t want to...

SCRIPT LEAK: TRAINSPOTTING 2

 Int:Renton is whistling merrily and making a salad in the kitchen of his respectable London flat. The door bell rings, it’s Begbie....

BAKULA

SCOTT BAKULA QUANTUM LEAPS INTO TRUMP

NEW YORK – In a surprising turn of events, Scott Bakula has used the Quantum Leap accelerator to leap into Donald Trump’s body....

JAWS REMAKE

JAWS REMAKE CONFIRMED FOR 2019

HOLLYWOOD – Paramount have confirmed the long-awaited Jaws remake will hit cinemas in summer 2019. “We’ve got a killer script...

Netflix 3D

STRANGER THINGS 2 WILL BE IN 3D

HOLLYWOOD – Netflix have announced the sequel to Stranger Things will be filmed in 3D. “What’s more 80s than 3D?” said show...

Sinatra JFK

DID FRANK SINATRA KILL JFK?

WASHINGTON – Earlier today, the estate of the late Dean Martin sensationally released a signed document which they claim is the...

Madonna

MADONNA TO STAR IN NARCOS SEASON 3

HOLLYWOOD – Netflix have announced that Madonna will play a leading role in Narcos season 3. “We looked at several actors but...

Mike bay

MICHAEL BAY TO REMAKE BARRY LYNDON

HOLLYWOOD – Michael Bay has announced that his next movie will be a remake of Stanley Kubrick’s 1975 period masterpiece, Barry...