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Saturday 23 September 2017
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Posts by: Lenny Delowitz

Mother! explained

A READING OF DARREN ARONOFSKY’S MOTHER!

REVIEW – Darren Aronofsky’s mother! MY ADVICE IS TO NOT READ THIS UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN THE MOVIE AS IT WILL INFLUENCE YOUR...

baby driver 2

REVIEW: BABY DRIVER

Crack cocaine is commonly used as a recreational drug. The effects of crack cocaine consumption include euphoria, supreme confidence, loss...

TINTIN 2

JACKSON ADMITS HE FORGOT TO MAKE TINTIN 2

NEW ZEALAND – Peter Jackson today admitted that he forgot to make the sequel to The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn....

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS WILL NOT PLAY THE DEATH STAR

LONDON – With news of his retirement, Rian Johnson has confirmed that Daniel Day-Lewis will no longer play The Death Star in Star Wars:...

Minecraft movie

DUNCAN JONES TO DIRECT MINECRAFT MOVIE

  LONDON – Warcraft director, Duncan Jones, will dip his wick into the world of online games once again after signing on to...

Oj Simpson Naked Gun

O.J. SIMPSON TO BE ERASED FROM THE NAKED GUN

HOLLYWOOD – The renewed public interest in O.J. Simpson has led to a call from outspoken movie critic, Dan Walsh, to digitally erase...

Bill Hicks skull

AMY SCHUMER BUYS BILL HICKS’ SKELETON

HOLLYWOOD –  Amy Schumer has bought the skeleton of beloved comedian, Bill Hicks, during a private auction at Christie’s. In what...

Tom Hardy

TOM HARDY TO PLAY MARLON BRANDO

HOLLYWOOD – Francis Ford Coppola’s long-awaited Marlon Brando biography is finally taking shape with the news that Tom Hardy has...

chewbacca Han Solo A Star Wars story

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS TO PLAY CHEWBACCA IN HAN SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY

HOLLYWOOD – Daniel Day-Lewis has signed up to play the coveted role of Chewbacca in the eagerly awaited Han Solo: A Star Wars Story....

BOND 25

SCRIPT LEAK: BOND 25

INT: DAY MI6 BUILDING M’S OFFICE   (M IS SAT BEHIND HIS DESK. THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR)   M ENTER (JAMES BOND ENTERS) M...

god

GOD DECLARES ‘I’M VOTING FOR HILLARY.’

HEAVEN – God has officially declared he is voting for Hillary Clinton in the upcoming presidential elections. “I don’t want to...

SCRIPT LEAK: TRAINSPOTTING 2

 Int:Renton is whistling merrily and making a salad in the kitchen of his respectable London flat. The door bell rings, it’s Begbie....

BAKULA

SCOTT BAKULA QUANTUM LEAPS INTO TRUMP

NEW YORK – In a surprising turn of events, Scott Bakula has used the Quantum Leap accelerator to leap into Donald Trump’s body....

JAWS REMAKE

JAWS REMAKE CONFIRMED FOR 2019

HOLLYWOOD – Paramount have confirmed the long-awaited Jaws remake will hit cinemas in summer 2019. “We’ve got a killer script...