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Wednesday 7 December 2016
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accountant

ACCOUNTANTS SLAM THE ACCOUNTANT

HOLLYWOOD – The Association for Chartered Accountants today slammed Ben Affleck’s new film The Accountant. Ben Affleck is back...

arrival

ARRIVAL – REVIEW

REVIEW – Denis Villeneuve’s Arrival is clever science fiction which manages to escape its essential silliness. There’s a...

chief zabu

SOMEONE RELEASE CHIEF ZABU

HOLLYWOOD – For heaven’s sake could someone please release Chief Zabu. A real estate moghul from New York wants to make a big...

mission impossible 6

TOM CRUISE LEAVING SCIENTOLOGY TO BE THE SUBJECT OF MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 6

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise is to try and leave the Church of Scientology for the plot of Mission Impossible 6. Director Christopher...

westworld

WESTWORLD – REVIEW

REVIEW – New HBO drama Westworld has finished. A remake of the fairly daft Michael Crichton movie, Westworld has turned into...

where eagles dare

LEN WISEMAN TO DIRECT WHERE EAGLES DARE REMAKE

 HOLLYWOOD – Shia LaBeouf and Jude Law are set to star in a Len Wiseman remake of the Second World War classic Where Eagles...

forest whitaker

FOREST WHITAKER NOT AN ACTUAL FOREST, IT IS CONFIRMED

HOLLYWOOD – Arrival star Forest Whitaker is not actually a forest, it has been confirmed. Star of such films as Bird, Ghost Dog and...

jackie

JACKIE – REVIEW

REVIEW – Jackie sees Princess Padme Amidala having bad luck with boyfriends again. Pablo Larrain’s first English language movie...

hunger games: mockingjay

HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 3 CONFIRMED

HOLLYWOOD – Lionsgate announce that there will now be a The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 will be followed by a further film,...

Amy Schumer

AMY SCHUMER BARBIE MOVIE IS NOT A STUDIO EXEC STORY

HOLLYWOOD – The story that Amy Schumer is to star in a Barbie movie is not a parody story written by us. Amy Schumer is actually...

fantastic beasts

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM – REVIEW

REVIEW – Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is a Harry Potter-themed Pokemon Go for people too lazy to play Pokemon Go....

daniel blake

I, DANIEL BLAKE: ‘NOT ENOUGH CAR CHASES’

HOLLYWOOD – The new Ken Loach movie I, Daniel Blake criticized for lack of car chases. It might have won the Palme d’Or at...

harry potter

HARRY POTTER AND THE ALT-RIGHT GREEN LIT

HOLLYWOOD – The new Harry Potter film is set to embrace the new political shift in the USA. Following the election of Donald trump...

zooey deschanel

ZOOEY DESCHANEL SIGNS UP FOR QUIRKY QUIRKY KOOK QUIRK

NEW YORK – The New Girl herself Zooey Deschanel is to star in Wes Anderson‘s post- The Grand Budapest Hotel offering: Quirky...